On April 1st 2010, i got up to read the morning newspaper. As i was reading in the citywide news section was reading who was wanted. There were 3 guys with a violation crime. One of the guys looked familiar , and as i was reading the guy that i knew was put in jail for violation of probation and theft under $500. So i told my mom " hey, look someone we all know is wanted", she started to laugh and all most urinating herself saying " Hahahaha omg is it Colin? hahaha , why for?" so i told her why and basically we thought he murdered someone but no, he was caught with alot of narcotics and 2 weapons (baseball bat and a steel chain) in a small town called Mayberry, and also assaulted an old lady and robbed her purse. They say that this person is not uprehendable and is not a person to deal with. My dad came home one day and said " your homie Colin is wanted" and i replied " i know he is, mom told me and i laughed really hard almost had no breath". Two days later they had caught him in the bush skinning a person alive, and now he is charged with murder. He called me a month later and asked for me to bail him out, so about $20,000 later he came out and decided to do what he did all over again!.
APRIL FOOL'S AHAHAHAHAHAH
