The Road Less Travelled

1.) Some people think you should  be passionate about their jobs probably  because, they wanna be succcessful and be a good employee and not to get fired. For example , My  Dad has been working at truck body shop for 14 years , and gets good pay, but he says that he does the same thing over and over again. This is his dream job and wants to stay with it until he retires. During the 14 years hes gotten arthritis and back pain all the time.

2.) when i was about 8 or 9 i wanted to be a magician and be a drug dealer,  but then i decided that i wanted to be a tow truck driver. Know i wanna be a forestry worker or work on the oil rigs in Alberta. I think i would be good in a job that i do know how to do things.   

some one i know who was put in jail.

On April 1st 2010, i got up to read the morning newspaper. As i was reading in the citywide news section was reading who was wanted. There were 3 guys with a violation crime. One of the guys looked familiar , and as i was reading the guy that i knew was put in jail for violation of probation and theft under $500. So i told my mom " hey, look someone we all know is wanted", she started to laugh and all most urinating herself saying " Hahahaha omg is it Colin? hahaha , why for?" so i told her why and basically we thought he murdered someone but no, he was caught with alot of narcotics and 2 weapons (baseball bat and a steel chain) in a small town called Mayberry, and also assaulted an old lady and robbed her purse. They say that this person is not uprehendable and is not a person to deal with. My dad came home one day and said " your homie Colin is wanted" and i replied " i know he is, mom told me and i laughed really hard almost had no breath". Two days later they had caught him in the bush skinning a person alive, and now he is charged with murder.  He called me a month later and asked for me to bail him out, so about $20,000 later he came out and decided to do what he did all over again!.



APRIL FOOL'S AHAHAHAHAHAH

Power to throw people over buildings

I had a dream one night, that I could lift people over tall buildings with my over sized non steriod muscles. i want this power, because you can stop crime in it's tracks. Throwing people over tall buildings would teach them 2 things, how to fly with no parachute, and why gravity was invented. These strong muscles would be powerful!!. 1000lb's of force of each muscle would be extrodinary and be-able to lift up anything that no human could pick up. I would be-able to beat any human, especially donkey kong, and godzilla with a powerful punch. Every man would be scared for himself and family. Nothing would stop me , Absolutely nothing!